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TOXIC APOCALYPSE SITE #13
NEED A LAKE? NUKE YERSELF A CRATER AND FILL 'ER UP WITH WATER, COMRADE:
ATOMIC LAKE (LAKE CHAGAN), Kazakhstan Atomic Lake

NUKE A CRATER AND FILL 'ER UP WITH WATER, COMRADE
During the heady days of the Cold War when Americans were blowing up Pacific Atolls and Nevada, the Soviets were blowing up nukes all over northeastern Kazakhstan, which is also the location of Atomic Lake (Also called Lake Chagan or Lake Balaplan). To create this 10,000,000 square meter body of water, them godless commies simply blew the top off of a mountain - an occurrence not permitted in a free democracy such as the United States of America unless there is coal under the mountain. The underground blast was the first of about 450 - 500 nukes set off in northeastern Kazakhstan during the period between 1949 to 1989.

But guess where they got the idea? From another boneheaded US Cold War initiative called Project Plowshare. Read about unintended consequences. UPDATED FOR 2016:
POSTCARDS FROM A PISSED OFF PLANET!
Beginning of the End Times Year 2016
  • SEPT 21 ANOTHER MAJOR FISHERY IS ONE THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE A 45 foot wide sinkhole at a fertilizer plant in Mulberry, FL reports a massiv release of radioactive water into the water supply for millions of Florida residents.

  • SEPT 19 MASSIVE SINKHOLE DUMPS 215 MILLION GALLONS OF RADIOACTIVE WATER INTO FLORIDA AQUIFER A 45 foot wide sinkhole at a fertilizer plant in Mulberry, FL reports a massiv release of radioactive water into the water supply for millions of Florida residents.

  • SEPT 17 THE 10 ST PETERSBURG DUMPS 150 MILLION GALLONS OF RAW-ISH SEWAGE INTO TAMPA BAY Hurricane Hermine was the trigger for yet another dump of partially untreated sewage into Tampa Bay. The seas are rising and the Floridan Republicans are in denial about infrastructure decay.

  • SEPT 16 THE 10 BROKEN RECORD YEARS FOR LOW ARCTIC ICE EXTENT HAVE OCCURRED SINCE 2005 The September minimum extent for Arctic Sea Ice has tied with 2007, despite a cool summer. Scientists have further noted that winter ice is not rebounding as it has in the past.

  • SEPT 14 ALL TIME HEAT SUMMER RECORDS AROUND USA Temps for the contiguous U.S. averaged 2.1F above the 20th century average, tying 2006 as the fifth warmest on record. California, Connecticut and Rhode Island each recorded their warmest summer, while Alaska's temps were the second hottest.

  • SEPT 13 AUGUST 2016 WAS THE HOTTEST ON RECORD FOR THE PLANET EARTH ...And tied with July 2016 for the hottest ever recorded.

  • SEPT 5 OKLAHOMA 5.6 QUAKE TRIGGERS INJECTION WELL SHUTDOWN BY OKLAHOMA CORPORATION COMMISSION. Why the sudden interest?

  • SEPT 2 SOUTH CAROLINA BEE MASSACRE Dorchester County used aerial spraying to control Zika bearing mosquitos, but the Naled insecticide also killed millions of commercial bees. The death toll has not yet been tallied.

  • AUG 31 IN THE PAST SEVEN YEARS, 30% OF AFRICA'S ELEPHANTS HAVE BEEN KILLED "Since 2007 Africa has lost 144,000 elephants, primarily due to the ivory poaching crisis. Each year we are losing nearly 30,000 elephants." The Great Elephant Survery 2016

  • AUG 30 HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DEAD MUSSELS LINE LONG ISLAND SHORES A massive die-off of hundreds of thousands of mussels is attributed to higher water temperatures in Long Island Sound.

  • AUG 29 ARCTIC METHANE SPIKES The Arctic News reports significant upticks in methane releases from Alaska to Greenland on August 25 and 26 with levels as high as 2454 ppb. Methane is a powerful short term greenhouse gas.

  • AUG 28 EIGHT "500 YEAR" FLOODS IN THE PAST YEAR Following the epic Louisiana flooding disaster last week, National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that 8 floods in the past year qualify as once-in-every-500-years events for the USA. |READ MORE|

THE RIGHT COLUMN
  • SEPT 23 FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL "FELLOW" TELLS OF WITCHES ADVISING US LEADERS Robert Maginnis, a religious fanatic and bible prophecy nut working for the right wing hate group FRC, claims to have met personally with the witches who are advising our leaders.

  • SEPT 21 ARKANSAS SENATOR WANTS TO ROUND UP MUSLIMS AND THEIR FRIENDS Sen Jason Rapert (R) wants to round up "every single Muslim extremist sympathizer and other anti-American crazies." Once you start rounding up crazies, Jason, ya gotta be careful who they might take away next. Jason.

  • SEPT 20 MICHIGAN REPUBLICANS WHO CREATED THE PROBLEM HAVE STRIPPED FLINT OF THE RIGHT TO SUE THE STATE FOR LEAD WATER CRISIS The Receivership Transition Advisory Board has changed the rules under which the vassal city state is governed, making it impossible for the citizens to seek justice. They essentially gave they own selves immunity after the fact.

  • SEPT 19 DONALD TRUMP REVEALS THAT FORMER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE ROBERT GATES HAS AN UNDISCLOSED SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM In response to Gates' criticism of Trump, the billionaire Tweet machine claimed about Gates: "He's a nasty guy. Probably has a problem that we don't know about."

  • SEPT 14 TWO OF THE NICEST MOST DECENT CORPORATIONS IN THE WORLD ARE PLANNING TO MERGE Bayer has succeeded in its initial buyout offer for Monsanto, which will further consolidate control of the world's commercial seed supply.

  • SEPT 12 KENTUCKY GOVERNOR SUGGESTS BLOODSHED AS A SOLUTION IF HILLARY WINS "The roots of the tree of liberty are watered by what? The blood. Of who? The tyrants to be sure, but who else? The patriots," he said. "Whose blood will be shed? It may be that of those in this room. It might be that of our children and grandchildren. I have nine children. It breaks my heart to think that it might be their blood that is needed to redeem something, to reclaim something, that we through our apathy and our indifference have given away. Don't let it happen."

  • SEPT 2 ALEX JONES BELIEVES THAT HE IS UNDER A "SICKENING" BEHIND-THE-SCENES ATTACK The agents Jones claims are after him include Satan and aliens. You'd think the mofo would be dead by now.

  • SEPT 1 EVANGELICAL CLAIMS HER CHRISTIAN BELIEFS EXEMPTS HER FROM FELONY CHILD ABUSE CHARGES OF BEATING HER CHILD WITH A COAT HANGER Thank you Mike Pence for the religous freedom law. The woman quloted scripture of course to defend the 36 bruises and hook marks she inflicted in the name of Jesus our Savior.

 
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